in this blog i will attempt to write good blogs. blogs so good that people read them all of the time and leave me nice comments. i call these comments, "goodies." i wish that when i log onto my blog, it is as if i plunged my naked, shimmering body into a large bathtub full of these "goodies." so as the "goodies" cover my naked flesh, i will make "goody-angels" in a fit of joy.
these "goodies" are a special form of love. the kind of love that you can't buy from prostitutes. not even from the underaged ones in thailand. you know, the pregnant ones that pose with eyepatches and let you shoot their ak-47s for no extra charge. no, you cannot buy that kind of love. well not with the american economy being this bad anyway.
so show me your goodies. or refer me to a good pimp.
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