we got a dog. 6 weeks old and its already pretty big. he eats a lot too. hes a jindo. but we will call him 'jindog'. either that or 'django the sharkhunter'. we havent decided yet. cant wait to see how big it gets. i wonder how many meals it will provide for the family... i should probably beat it often to soften the meat before it gets too tough to do it. and by 'too tough' i dont mean emotionally difficult*.
*i love and hate dogs at the same time. i love their taste and hate their guts. dogs have burned down my mom and raped my village in the past.
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YOU GUYS GOT A DOG? Cool, you guys can make movies now. By movies, I don't mean theater-worthy movies. I mean the hardcore stuff. The stuff you fap to. Like cups in butts and poop in mouths.
Is it big enough to stick up your butt? And no, I didn't accidentally say "big" instead of "small".
dat's my dawg
Where's yo updates, sparkling wiggle?
Dawg, update. Forreals.
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