2008 best and worst

Last year I went to a midnight masquerade concert, and when the New Year rolled in, everyone was kissing their boyfriends and girlfriends, it seemed like I was the only one single at the festival. I made it my news year’s resolution now, to make sure I have someone to kiss and welcome the New Year when the clock strikes midnight, at the end of this upcoming year, the end of my loneliness.

bests of 2008:

finding my significant other

sub-2.00 gas prices

not feeling as creepy for wanting to impregnate a 16-year-old girl after watching Juno

seeing the end of American Beauty

1guy1cup

playing monopoly for 4 hours

rage threads

worsts of 2008:

seeing my leathery-wrinkley-thigh-ed-80-sumthun' year old grammama take a dump in the bathroom (which beats seeing my mom's crotch while she was taking a dookie in the bathroom from 2007) ((but beats it in a bad way))

playing monopoly for 4 hours