pokeball

i wish i could live inside a pokeball

or just have one.  you know how easy it is to clean up messes with one?  you just point and click.  and it just sucks it up with a red laser beam.  and it makes abducting women easier too.  and you just point the thing at your pubes and the crabs get sucked up by a some sort of poke-magic.  yes.  now i am really considering buying two.  because your mother needs one too.  where do you think i got the crabs?  

but i guess i cant live inside of one. because my porno collection wouldn't fit.