Friday, December 26, 2008

never date religious girls


i hate dating religious girls.  "why is that?" you may ask.  "is it because there’s no chemistry between you two?"  yes, that is exactly why.  they don’t believe in science and such things.   and by "such things" i mean premarital sex.

four score and seven years ago i rented scary/thriller movie to watch with a religious girl i really had my heart (hard) -on.   scary movies are great because it gives you the chance for the girl to get scared and cuddleup with her.  well the movie was jurassic park, and she was a jehova's witness.  its a great movie, with scary raptors.  but she didn’t believe in evolution or dinosaurs so she wasnt scared at all.  she felt like the whole movie was silly.  my plan failed while god's plan was successful.

2 comments:

Connie said...

That's why you date babies. Bitches don't know what is and isn't. Loud sounds will scare them and you can cuddle with them then.

By the way, I commented you back on my blog. (I do that to make it less confusing so keep checking back on them)

Connie said...

BOO! NEEDS MORE UPDATES!