party

i am probably going to be bored this break. so invite me to one and/or two of your parties.  i can be the one you can cry on when you're drunk and full of emotions and/or tears.  or i can be the one who you throw up all over when you're drunk and full of nausea and/or food. or you can do both where you throw up on me, and then cry about it right after.  unless you're super cool, then you'd throw up eyeball clones that would cry into your beer cup, and rehydrate yourself so you can cry more as you regurgitate more weeping eyeballs. this is what physicians define as a "perpetual motion device".  this is highly desirable by physicians and emo kids, ...but not the straight edged kind, they don't drink. 
but that's only if you're super cool.
or you can just be plain, regular cool, unleaded, octane rating 87.