baby pillow thing

to whom it may concern:

i have what you want. if you really want your precious item back you will do as i say.  here is my list of demands:

1.  i need over 9 thousand million dollars

1.  a helicopter on the roof

1.  ????

1.  profit

1.  for you not to get so pissed off that i dont flush the toilet after a tinkle

follow the demands closely or else you will never see your loved one again